“On board every flight, there’s one stewardess you long to seduce. This time last year, at 25,000 feet… I actually seduced one.”
“Do you know the difference between drinking wine and drinking water? The more wine you drink, the warmer you’ll get. Water will only make you feel cold.”
“Looks as if I shouldn’t have come for this duel at all. Is it all right just to leave a hand?”